Offshore Birthday,
Yet another year has passed and another birthday spent on the water at work. When holidays and birthdays happen when you are on the sea, they seem to drift by like a day. I assumed my birthday was going to drift by like usual but someone on the crew found out. They asked the cook to make a cake for the occasion. All that was requested was that it be 'dirty'. This is what was bestowed to me. Note the cook was a female and I am not telling you where the first piece was cut from.
